At TooThirsty, we are dedicated to quenching the most extreme thirst with a blast of cold refreshment. Our sports drinks will quench your thirst so hard that you will feel as if you have been shot in the chest multiple times, but in a good way. Our products range from mild to severe. The most severe being our BLACK OPS quench fiend, which pretty much turns your organs into ice, because it is so cold, regardless of its actual temperature. On a 100F summer day, you may feel like a chicken being slaughtered with an axe, but you will instantly feel like a hog on ice after drinking one of our Mystical Delights. Have you ever been struck by lightning? I have been struck by lightning 7 times. Well, you will when you drink our Yellow Surge quench blast, which is so refreshing that it feels as if it electrocutes you when you drink it. WARNING: Your heart may turn into sunshine and light up your chest to the point where you may temporarily blind those around you for 2-3 weeks. We offer various products for all kinds of people with all kinds of thirst, so check us out and open up a bottle of Mystical Craze. I guarantee, you will not regret it.