Our drinks have several secret ingredients, which we cannot disclose, but our other ingredients are Quintuple Purified Mineral Water from Fiji, Pure Florida Cane Sugar, Natural Coloring from different types of Whale Oil and Walrus Blubber from Alaska, Premium Iodized Table Salt mined from the Himalayas, Potassium from Norway, and Electrolytes from Japan. Our drinks are bottled in Premium Plastic made from Pine Sap in British Columbia.
We have 666 different locations in the U.S. and over 2000 locations worldwide. Our Headquarters remains in The Land of Cotton Old Times That Are Not Forgotten Look Away Look Away Look Away Dixie Land, however. We have exactly 1,111,111 employees worldwide as of February of 2013, working around the clock to ensure the energy and hydration of our consumers. From the bottlers to the salesmen, from the factories to the high power coolers, we are the greatest sports drink company ever to exist. TooThirsty is to Gatorade and Powerade as Hellmann's Mayonnaise is to Miracle Whip. There is absolutely no doubt about that.
We have 666 different locations in the U.S. and over 2000 locations worldwide. Our Headquarters remains in The Land of Cotton Old Times That Are Not Forgotten Look Away Look Away Look Away Dixie Land, however. We have exactly 1,111,111 employees worldwide as of February of 2013, working around the clock to ensure the energy and hydration of our consumers. From the bottlers to the salesmen, from the factories to the high power coolers, we are the greatest sports drink company ever to exist. TooThirsty is to Gatorade and Powerade as Hellmann's Mayonnaise is to Miracle Whip. There is absolutely no doubt about that.